Frosty Blumpkin

When you get Iced while receiving a Blumpkin

I was lucky enough to talk my girl into a Blumpkin the other day and she iced me. She hit with me with he Frosty Blumpkin

by PickloPete June 13, 2015

Texas Blumpkin

When a son is receiving head from either his mother, brother, sister, dad, grandma, grandpa, and cousins during the act of pooping.

Johnny received a Texas Blumpkin from his father

by BigFatJuicy456 April 9, 2016

Rumpel Blumpkin

Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.

I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.

by Pico Rivera October 9, 2016

alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.

Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!

by Msoeadmin October 7, 2016

Dolores Blumpkin

A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.

"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."

by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016

speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016

backdoor blumpff

A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.

I had no idea too much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.

by real big deal gennie September 13, 2016