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speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.
I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.
by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016
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