Thanksgiving Dinner 

When a hot lunch consisting of hot turkey and mashed potatos is purchased from a local high school. Katie is placed on a counter in the canine position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravey is poured on her.

I'm gunna try to give Katie the Thanksgiving Dinner after the prom

Thanksgiving Dinner by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Thanksgiving 

3 words:
Turkey and pie.

I'm an american and I like getting fat by eating turkey and pie.

Thanksgiving by iono November 25, 2004

Thanks Obama 

Used to blame America's increase of problems on ex-President Obama.

Guy1: “$115b for illegals! And they get free shit out of taxpayer pockets!”
Immigrant: “Thanks Obama! You know worked my ass off to get a job in America, get a job visa, apply for citizenship with employer approval, wait 5 years on green card, and have to pay my taxes while some dude crosses the open border and gets free Medicaid, food, shelter, water, and other shit.”

Thanks Obama by 1nd14n601 July 1, 2018

whoa please dont.........thanks

to tell someone not to do something

whoa please dont walk thanks

whoa please dont.........thanks by geoff March 9, 2003

Thanks Giving Turkey 

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.

Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!

Thanks Giving Turkey by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009

Thanks Obama 

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

Thanks Obama by Gjord August 15, 2022

thanksgiving beard 

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.

"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"

thanksgiving beard by drbollocks November 30, 2009