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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
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Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
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Pudgy Penguin

Pudgy Penguin is a popular NFT (non-fungible token) project based on the Ethereum blockchain. It features a collection of unique, algorithmically generated penguin characters, each with distinct traits and accessories. The project gained significant attention and popularity in the NFT space due to its cute and appealing artwork, active community, and successful marketing.
As an avid NFT collector, Sarah was thrilled to add a rare Pudgy Penguin to her digital art portfolio, knowing it was a highly sought-after piece in the community
by lucavale May 28, 2024
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Parking Penguin

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
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Penguin

It waddles….
It honks….
And….
It….
eats fish I guess
by PENGUINZZZ July 8, 2022
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Penguin

If someone calls you a penguin it’s can simply mean happy feet or it can also refer to a saying you have similar feet towards penguins
Josh said I have penguin feet because of my toes nails
by Misslayla59 July 18, 2022
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Penguin

An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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