marriage

IT'S A TRAP!!

My marriage was a trap.

by deepvoicechris September 26, 2015

Marriage

a trap created by women that can lasts for life.

Ah man I fell into marriage with this one chick and now shes holding out her hand for all my hard work money each week.

by Mark872 September 20, 2011

Marriage

Gods personal promise that men will meet their own demise

Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure

Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor

Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage

by blashada October 18, 2012

Marriage

A cultural sanction that is out of date and not needed. Basically, a woman becomes a slave to her husband and must legally refuse her name thereby being robbed of her identity.

Alice Smith is now Mrs. Peter Asshole. She went through marriage yesterday.

by Thinking is not a crime May 27, 2009

marry up

An ambiguous term which is used to reference one useless piece of information to another equally useless piece of information.

“ Marry up this spread sheet with your tracker”

by Midmcnasty October 20, 2005

Marriage

the union of two people from opposite sex that are capable of reproducing on their own, not excluding those of opposite sexes that have problems with fertillity, they there for do not apply

"they can have a Marriage because one is a guy and one is a girl, not a man and a man, or a girl and a girl that i just wrong".

by somerandomkid19999999 May 29, 2008

fist marriage

Movement that would allow for a legal union between a man and his fist(the ultimate spousal unit).

A man should be given the special treatment of having special rights extended to him in reward for copulating with his own hand.He should receive all the same benefits extended to normal heterosexual couples.

by Mr. Slippy Fist January 22, 2005