3 dogs in a bathtub

The act of inserting one's entire penis and scrotum into an anus or vagina. The difficulty of that feat is akin to getting three dogs to take a bath at once, hence the phrase 'three dogs in a bathtub.'

Fitting my whole package into Sarah was harder than putting 3 dogs in a bathtub.

Or:

Kelly was so wide open I put three dogs in the bathtub.

by Slime Church March 11, 2011

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

snake in a tux

A lovable oaf that often turns straight men gay. Simply put, he is a sexy man beast.

Snake made me gay. Very very gay.

by Snake made me gay September 10, 2005

penguin in a backpack

To have a really good time

this partys going off like a penguin in a backpack

by (Ryano) August 16, 2006

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

two dogs in a tub

put your balls in the persons ass...its ass hard as keeping 2 dogs in a tub

I gave Zack Dunn 2 dogs in a tub.

by Mike Fennelly is Hot April 1, 2003

2 kids in a sandbox

adj
1.adj.Severe pain being inflicted onto a male genital.
2.A Guy that is allowing a girl to shove a dildo in his penis. Enough Said.

Damn that looks Painful. Good thing im not the 2 kids in a sandbox.

by gollygosh1234567 April 6, 2009