Goofie

goofie ahhh person, racist,sexist,pedophile, child predator

"Šņarik, you is goofie"-dogj

by 6969Jurisdraugs6969 November 21, 2022

The Google Cake is a Lie!

The Google made the Google logo look like a cake at 27/9/2010 celebrating it's 12th anniversary!

But.... we all know... the Cake is a Lie!

-"Did you saw the new Google logo?"

-"Meh, The Google Cake is a Lie!"

by panikovliton September 27, 2010

Via Google

A way to save face when you send a link to other people and don't want them to think you browse a particular website.

<insert miscellaneous incriminating link here> via google

"I added "via google" to the end of my sentence after I wanted to inform my friends about an internet meme, thus denouncing any claims that I browsed Reddit."

by Wormy the Magnificent January 2, 2012

Google

I went to google.com and searched google. I received 3.12billion results in .06 seconds, later my computer imploded.

dont google google im warning you


seriously...

by hypocritical bitch January 13, 2009

magic google ball

To use google to answer any question you might have.

I wasn't sure what to have for breakfast, so I asked the magic google ball, "what should I have for breakfast?" and the first link suggested french toast. It was so good.

by **Liz** April 25, 2008

Google Wave

A Google product that seemed like the best things from Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook combined, but turned out to be something that was only interesting during the time nobody was on it.

Google Wave was só 2009!

by Huskyr February 4, 2010

Dr Google

A "Doctor" who largely reduced the prestige of licensed medical professionals in the intelligent public's mind between 1998 and 2009.

"Dr Google" belongs to the same Country Club as "Google Esq" "Google CPA," "Google CFA," "Google Broker," "Prof Google," and "Coach Google."

You're 38 years old and you have an IQ over 140. You don't have a medical license or attempt to provide medical treatment to others. You do, however, consult "Dr Google" for your own medical needs on a regular basis and have had a long, successful "Doctor"-patient relationship with 'him.' In recent years, you feel inclined to send "Dr Google" the "thank you" gifts that you used to send to real physicians.

by HonkusSeized May 1, 2009