Free-User

Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses

"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.

"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.

by Babe-Ruthless September 30, 2022

Freebirdin'

To be 'Freebirdin'' or to 'Freebird', one must be listening to the song Freebird and be doing something extreme or exciting without thinking about the next move you will make in that activity. The activity may be in real life or in a video game.

"Damn, I'm bored on this drive. I'm gonna do some drifting and be Freebirdin' it.

*crashes 12.69 seconds later*

by CuppedCereal May 5, 2023

FREE AHMED DAY

5-JULY-2023 THE DAY INSTAGRAM USER @shimotsukiahmed GOT HIS INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT

NO ONE STOPPING THE #FREEAHMED MOVEMENT TODAY, FREE AHMED DAY

by Emperor's Regent July 5, 2023

free internet weed

content on the internet that is so annoying and poorly made, but in such a good way it makes you feel high.

every video on this guy's shitty YTP channel feels like free internet weed

by dagoth herb October 17, 2023

lilleker free

A free peroid in which you suffer utter bordem. During this hour of death you are accompanied by a chunk who hates everything and a christian fanatic with a fuck off beefhead.

"You got a lesson third?"
"Yeah, Geography."
"Shit, Ive got a lilleker free."

by dfsfaddserias November 7, 2008

Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.

Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!

by Tazzle November 3, 2009

Context-free Grammar

An unrelated comment to a status or post on social networking site.

If you are not part of the joke, please keep your context-free grammar to yourself.

by dashingguy May 3, 2011