Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

by veovis88 June 26, 2009

Fastundia

Fastundia (noun)

Eccentric garden building constructed from ornate cast iron columns and curved wooden lattice roof

Designed to support garden plants and inebriated persons.

Kent Blaxhill garden magazine pages 3-4.

by Tony April 12, 2005

Fasty

Fat- Nasty. Generally a woman but men included. Obese, lacking personal hygiene and any form of grooming standard. Closely associated with the Dependapotomus species and Tag Chasers.

Yo Brother, you know you got so drunk last night that you started hitting on a Fasty with a mustache at the bar.

by Yuck Fou! September 23, 2011

fasthma

A term used to describe fat people with asthma.

"Hey! Do you wanna go for a jog?"

"No, I can't. My fasthma is acting up!"

"Uhh, I think I'm gonna go eat a twinkie."

by Jump_girl_jump May 19, 2006

Fastegio

(Fah-Stee-Geo)
A word you use to counter an insult you don't understand.

Jimmy: Mike, you're exiled from this town because you're a retard.
Mike: *Hesitates* Uh...You're a fastegio!

by Osx April 12, 2009

FastTrack

The sharing-network that is used by popular programs like KaZaa, Grokster and MLDonkey.

Warez is for the poor.

by zacon November 29, 2003

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009