Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

by chrisco April 9, 2015

fappieren

German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.

Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)

by german_slang December 13, 2015

fapcave

The place where a man keeps all his porn files on the computer. This is usually in the folder of a folder of a folder and the actual video is almost always under a different name to throw wanderers off.

Person#1: Hey, my sister was cleaning up files and deleted my favorite video.
Person#2: Shoulda put it in the fapcave.

by dontquoteme123 October 23, 2009

fappist

A word used in place of describing someone as a "masturbator" or other term related to masturbation.

One might call someone a fappist if they do not wish to get caught using a common sexual slur.

"Hey, you know Nathan?"

"Yeah; he's a fappist."

by Eg' March 17, 2009

Fapzoid

A person who faps excessively.

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Fapped
Person 1: and today?
Person 2: Fapped
Person 1: What are you doing tommorow?
Person 2: Fapping
Person 1: Omg you fapzoid!

by Ukdood July 22, 2009

Faptastrophe

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011