Facebook

The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.

Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over.

You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.

by Patrick McClatchey February 15, 2009

Sucking Face

Aggressive kissing. Making out hardcore with short periods of breathing time.

Who Beatrice and Gerard?...Those two were sucking face all night!

by Stevie Y December 10, 2004

facebook invasion

When the tabs in your internet browser slowly all turn to facebook. Invasion mostly likely to occur while procrastinating, facestalking, or at 2 in the morning.

Guy 1: Dude, where the hell did my sparknotes page go?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. What're your tabs now?
Guy 1: Shit... a facebook invasion...

by Dave Newton March 29, 2011

Fact-Checkers

Paid informants to promote globalist agendas, spread misinformation, and facilitate censorship of truth.

I can't share the true information with you because the fact-checkers flagged my post.

by Commandercuddles January 19, 2021

A face like a dropped pie

To denote the profound grotesque appearance of a persons face.

"Fuck Me! She has a face like a dropped pie"

by Mojo Staplegun August 19, 2008

Dick to Face Fight

Aggressive Fellatio

At first things were going smooth and gentle, next thing I know, we got into a dick to face fight...

by Asvetic February 27, 2008

Factor 50

When you are grafting really hard and really trying hard for someone to like you and laying it on think

He is really layering it on factor 50

I’m not a factor 50 kind of guy

I’m going to go in factor 50

by its real doug June 11, 2019