informants 

An undercover agent. Usually in alliance with the cops. Informs about illegal activities.

Quavo: How da hell you got caught bruh

Takeoff: I copped from informants bruh

informants by The plug May 14, 2014

police informants 

Police informants are bitches or "snitch bitches." They are mostly previously caught wannabe drug dealers that turn rat when facing criminal charges. If executed correctly, they could get a police paycheck for their efforts. They don't want to face criminal charges or go to jail so they live a life of shame. Even though they act as friends, they're just faking it to get information from you that leads to an arrest. They could never be trusted. They are desperate to make new drug-dealer friends to promptly turn them over to the proper authorities. When extremely desperate, they could even turn over their best of friends just to report a new bust. They are very dangerous. Buying drugs from police informants count as a drug bust to local police enforcement. Even more so, they are encouraged by the police to sell drugs to younger kids and destroy their lives even if they had no previous criminal history. Hence the "Fuck the police," "Snitches get stitches" and "Snitches end up in ditches" expressions. To clarify the latter, police informants usually get murdered for treason or raped in jail if placed in the general population rather than protective custody. This phenomenon in the "war on drugs" could be explained as "easy busts" for local law enforcement. Wannabe drug dealers are being arrested as an easy bust to justify the local police enforcment's anual federal budget aids for criminal investigations that lead to the arrest and conviction of high-profile drug dealers.

Ex. Man, these police informants are all over the place, let's get the fuck out of here.

Ex. He used to be my friend but now he's working with other police informants and I don't talk to cops.

police informants by G-SLAP M.D. / Rx October 8, 2015

Situated informant 

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.

"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

Situated informant by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023

Information Regulator 

An organisation that doesn’t understand the POPI Act; their website’s always down; always asks for prior authorisation but never responds to e-mails.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The Information Regulator
The Information Regulator who?
Error 404

Information Regulator by Tolliemuncher November 24, 2021

too much information 

An expression of exasperation and disgust when a person is divulging personal details of his sex life, toilet habits, or anything the listener finds disgusting, uninteresting, and unwelcome.

"I'm still dating Susie, but her vagina has a foul odor. Still we made love three times last night, and once I let her go on top."
"Too much information!"

too much information by Erik Ritter December 16, 2007

information witch 

An alternate name for a librarian or information professional. Usually used in a derogatory or teasing manner.

Our group was in the middle of working on project when this information witch came over to our table and told us to be quiet.

information witch by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney October 3, 2010

RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION

WHEN FACTS ARE RELEASED TO THE MEDIA AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT PROVE THAT JOE BIDEN, HILLARY CLINTON, BARACK OBAMA AND THE REST ARE GUILTY OF TREASON AND SOLD THEIR COUNTRY OUT TO COMMUNIST CHINA AND THE MEDIA DECIDES THEY WANT TO AIDE AND ABEIT TREASON AND PROTECT THEM FROM BEING EXPOSED.

HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR JOE BIDEN WAS PAID TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO EXPLOIT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SELL THEM OUT TO THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA? NO WAY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE “RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION!”

RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION by RUSSIAN DIS-IINFORNATION October 29, 2020