Disaprouded

1. When you are equal parts disappointed in and proud of someone or something.
2. When you are not sure whether to be disappointed in or proud of someone or something.

Friend 1: “The weather is very bad. Stay inside and stay safe.”
Friend 2: *sends photo of herself in a bar*
Friend 1: “Well you did follow my advice. I’m so disaprouded right now!”

by Corpus Linguist May 31, 2018

disadickappointed

/ˌdisəˈ•dicc•əˈpoin(t)əd/

1. (adj.) when one is disappointed due to one's dick appointment failing to come through
2. (adj.) when one is disappointed due to one's dick appointment not being as good as one's hopes or expectations.

1. Girl, last night I had plans with Derrin. That bitch fell asleep, had me so disadickappointed.

2. Girl, last night I hung out with Kevin. It was subpar; thoroughly disadickappointed.

by ohumm June 12, 2018

Disappointing Doug

someone you had high hope in, but then they disappoint you and others. this often applies to politicians and other public leaders.

Disappointing Doug from Washington State has proven to be a bully as he attempts to legislate his political views against those who support Black Lives Matter.

by arealpatriot1313 June 23, 2018

disagilation

Meaning a serious talk about a fake subject

You we gonna need have a disagilation later if you and Yoda don't stop talking behind my back

by disagilation June 30, 2018

Disasterophe

Disasterophe, noun

A terrible mess.

This house is a disasterophe during spring break, and the kids are home from school.

by artbyvanté May 9, 2018

disappointment

What you call your child

Son: “Hi Dad”
Dad: “Fuck off you disappointment”

by Pringles container March 8, 2018

disaccomidated

You’re going crazy but have your shit together at the same time; you can’t adapt but fit right in. Nothing makes sense but everything makes sense.

My kids act normal but randomly say they’re squirrels or squares or something bizarre, but in a serious manner. I explain to them that they’re disaccomidated and they explain they’re beautiful and continue coloring. Makes complete sense right?

by #Barittaneay May 10, 2018