couch corn

similar to couch potato but it's used for people who go to cinema a lot.

-Have you watched the movie 'Alice in Wonderland'
-I'm not a couch corn like you to go and see whatever is produced.

by Alishahbaz June 6, 2010

couchable

A space that is big enough to fit a couch through.

Hey, I need to move some furniture up to my apartment, are these stairs couchable?

by roronoa September 20, 2010

couch knowledge

The state of knowing nothing.

The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.

Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.

by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010

Couch Patting

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.

Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!

by Nita81 October 17, 2011

couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

by dildofaggggins November 19, 2013

couchie knuckle

A pussy that has a knuckle sized extra skin.

John went down on Tanya and said you have a "couchie knuckle " .

by Uber JoKR December 8, 2016