Definitions by catsarecool383
cashier talk
Like "pillow talk", except you are NOT getting laid, no matter what. It's a faked intimate conversation between a cashier and the customer, even though the cashier could really care less about you or what's going on in your life. It's just a way to make the customer feel important and spend more money.
Cashier: So, are you spending the holidays at home with a girlfriend, or are you just going to relatives?
Customer: thinking she's coming on to him. No, I'm not married, but I'll be staying at home.
Friend later on: Dude, she's not interested, she was just using some cashier talk to get you to buy that stuff.
Customer: thinking she's coming on to him. No, I'm not married, but I'll be staying at home.
Friend later on: Dude, she's not interested, she was just using some cashier talk to get you to buy that stuff.
cashier talk by catsarecool383 December 25, 2010
couch knowledge
The state of knowing nothing.
The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
couch knowledge by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010