Computerroids

Hemorrhoids, which is painful swelling in the rectum, that one develops when sitting at the computer for prolonged periods of time.

He was unable to complete his assignment due to his computerroids.

by Dr.Zulu December 30, 2011

computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.

Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.

by ijuhyg May 1, 2015

computerman

someone who absolutely loves memes and big men.

Computerman over there said his favorite dessert was real men...

by illpumpyesilly May 18, 2016

computzerdry

Almost supernatural acts done on computers. (From root words "computer" and "wizardry".)

She managed to recover my entire hard drive after my son stuck his horseshoe magnet on it! She must have amazing powers of computzerdry!

by Ian Jay August 26, 2005

computech

a computer presently updated with the highest technical abilities.

This computer is so computechnical that it should be in the military.

Bill's computer is so computechnical that he should just design the ultimate software.

by Feolthanos April 6, 2008

commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011