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someone who absolutely loves memes and big men.

Computerman over there said his favorite dessert was real men...

computerman by illpumpyesilly May 18, 2016

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computergasm

Orgasmic behavior caused by extreme delight with some aspect of a computer.

She had a computergasm when she saw a picture of her kitty on her new 24 inch widescreen monitor.

computergasm by Crawford Best February 18, 2008

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computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.

Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........

computarian by kindred_sage June 22, 2009

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computergangster

Someone so 1337, that their computer skill is equivalent of a real world gangster.

Damn dude, I know you're good, but that guy who just pwnd you is a downright computergangster!

computergangster by my name May 6, 2005

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computering

(v)Completing a task that requires knowledge and understanding of a computer. Can be associated with software or hardware.

Tracy was hired despite her poor verbal and computering skills.

computering by TMMI July 12, 2008

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computering

the act of being on the computer, doing things on the computer, etc.

friend 1: "hey, what's up?"
friend 2: "just computering.."
friend 1: "oh cool!"

computering by hell0sarah(1) September 15, 2012

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Computeradarie

this is the bond you have with all your virtual friends ...ie facebook friends or computer gamers anyone that you are aquainted with via the computer

Thank you ,for your computeradarie.

Computeradarie by 123sedona123 April 18, 2013

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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