Austin Colgate 

A dormitory full of sexy people.

Girl 1: "Where do you want to live next year?"
Girl 2: "Near Austin Colgate because all the sexy people live there."

Austin Colgate by asdkjhfd September 25, 2006

Austin, TX 

1.Self-proclaimed "Live Music Capital Of The World" when in actuality it's a bunch of Stevie Ray Vaughn wannabes.
2.Where the patchouli industry thrives.
3.Really stupid voters who choose to vote against public transportation and in favor of more useless highways that the city's traffic will outgrow by the time it gets done being built.

Austin, TX has a traffic problem the size of the Texas.

Austin, TX by bitterpartyofone March 22, 2004

austin powers 

A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.

Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.

austin powers by afsfcop September 24, 2005

Austin Caudwell 

RAT

I saw a austin caudwell and screamed, i tried to hit the austin with a broom

Austin Caudwell by kjfds March 25, 2010

Austin Academy 

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DELANO DONK, KING OF ALL BIG NIBBAS.¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ autism academy welcomes you. Landri=Satan. Kai is an annoying demon. Lamont is big weeb. Jaston=Jiz Stain= Big Gay. Brenderf does Brenderf. Aw fuck this is Auschwitz. Chris Pratt=God of Delano. Gwen is OMEGA FATHER. Tavilyn is OMEGA MOTHER. Caleb you are not tge father.

Wanna hang out at Austin Academy.

Austin Academy by It.Happens April 29, 2019

austin adkins 

A Bronie who is a fucking queer. He likes dick in the ass and will take sloppy seconds from his father. He likes all the ponies. Pinky pie is the one that will get Austin the hardest. Then shell become creamy pie.

Austin Adkins Likes sucking magical dick.

austin adkins by DeadCraft May 12, 2016

Austin, TX 

aka, Austin, New Mexico. the rest of that hot hellhole of a state can fall into the gulf for all we care...but austin has some hot college bars.

"life is too short to live in texas. oh, you live in austin? that's cool, bro, cuz it ain't really texas."

Austin, TX by goga March 12, 2004