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white boy wasted

an activity between two white boys getting super fucked up (drugs/alcohol)
person 1: hey oomfie person 2 wanna get white boy wasted
person 2: fuck yeah
by silly billy??? September 18, 2023
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(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)
My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.
by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023
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waste-oid

a Detroit original: a person currently living in, or who has lived in a wasteland. Can be described as an over-eager-suburbanite who desperately wants to be part of the city, and usually claims to be from part of the city, despite obvious social and cultural differences that make it apparent that they are NOT from the city. Marshall Mathers.
The record store was temporarily closed due to a fight that had broke out earlier between two waste-oids argueing over the last ICP cd.
by Mel March 4, 2005
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KD Wasted

Adj.
1.) White-boy wasted
2.) Affected by alcohol to the extent one cannot control his/her actions
3.) Absolutely plastered
4.) Inebriated beyond necessary
"I got KD Wasted last weekend, it was embarrassing"
"What did you do?"
"I confessed my love to her"
by drcrawdaddy December 16, 2011
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Wank Waste

Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.
Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...
by ColtCommando223 July 12, 2011
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White boy wasted

Being simply drunk to the extent of barfing on yourself, sleeping in a bed of vomit and not being able to move or open your eyes
Damn, dude you were white boy wasted last time we went out
by Toni-for-President June 26, 2023
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dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
by PikeTU February 16, 2018
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