The town of Westfield Mass., known for blight, four dive bars within extremely short walking distance of one another, just as many liquor stores, just as many churches.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A college town in western Massachusetts consisting of a bunch of packies, about 40,000 blue collar working fanilies, and 8,000 drunk college kids who all go to Amherst to party on the weekends anyways. The only good thing about the place is Stanley Park, where all the stoners go, and that it's only two towns away from Northampton.