king richard the third

putting your dick in a toaster

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third

by foultreebread April 28, 2017

Third leg

a big fat cock that I would love inside of me

Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg

by Therealbigmama December 21, 2024

Third Party Work Rape

*additional definition to Work Rape*
When you are not the direct target or victim of Work Rape, but it is happening so close to you that you yourself have now been made a victim as well.

John really got Work Raped hard by Tim, and the worst part is Jerry got caught in the cross-fire while he was just trying to work. It was an unfortunate example of Third Party Work Rape.

by The Poo Fighters July 21, 2022

james the third

James the third, a gentlemen so kind and precious I cannot decide how someone like him was procured in a womb of human species. He-Hes just so …. ineffable, (no thats doesnt mean un fuckable, i would totallt do James!) You have to uncover his layers like an onion…

P1: who the eff is that..
P2: thats…. james III (james the third)
P3: omg…. look at his ass!

by tooyoungtogetrailed September 27, 2023

Third Wheel

The person in a group of people (usually two, though sometimes more) who is most often left out of things.

The third wheel is usually there for one of two reasons - to act as a mediator, such as with a couple, or to be the "convenience friend" when nobody else is there to hang.

Third wheels are not normally forcefully excluded from activities, but they're not usually invited or informed about them either.

Not to be confused with being third-wheeled.

Jim left the friend group because he was sick of being excluded as a third wheel.

by verwijder January 18, 2021

Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

Third Teaming

Third teaming is when you are on both teams and your team. It's hard to do and it's not favored. The number vairies on how many teams there are.

Third teaming is a form of betrayal

by Can I get a hello August 1, 2018