shooting ducks

a person who walks while farting

Jim has been shooting ducks in the hallway.

by miner1253 May 23, 2022

shooting ducks

v. a person who walks while farting

Jim said he was shooting ducks in the hallway.

by miner1253 May 23, 2022

Smoothie goat

A smoothie goat makes everything to perfection. Slings smoothies and other things.

Brady: damn this smoothie is good
Zeph: that’s cuz the smoothie goat made it

by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022

Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle

Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch

by SergioV June 28, 2022

Shooting pool

When two men stand facing a third man and while holding hands jerk off the third man while making eye contact with him.

Hey Jarrett, Brandon and I are going shooting pool with ryan at his place.

by Dief30 October 16, 2022

Smoothie

A person without genitalia

We don’t talk about the smoothies

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 9, 2022

Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

by Oni Garth December 14, 2022