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noob salad

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs. can refer to gang of noobs.
by Mike Matthews December 23, 2007
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toss your salad

To mix up a salad. What else did you think it meant?
Husband: "Hey honey, want me to toss your salad?"
Wife: "Sure! That'd be great."
by babychar August 22, 2011
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Heavy Salad

Heavy salad is the saying of when one is feeling down with life. When one is down, just curse, instead of abuse about somebody that you hate, just mention heavy salad.
Emo 1: "Ahh, life sucks."
Emo 2: "Yes, nobody understands me."
Emo 1: "Heavy salad."
by MrTadius December 10, 2007
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Nipple Salad

A salad that includes a plentiful and diverse array of nipples tossed nicely with lettuce, tomatoes, and your choice of dressing.
Man I am hungry lets go get a nice big nipple salad.

Your nipples are really nice I want to toss them in my salad.
by extremenip September 21, 2009
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Toss the Pink Salad

To eat pussy; as in "Toss the Pink Salad." Similar to "Toss the Salad," which means to eat ass, anus, etc.
"Yea, she really loves it when I go down on her and TOSS THE PINK SALAD." It drives her crazy!"
by JimTimH. May 22, 2006
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Salad Tosser

Also referred to as "A tosser". it is an individual who licks out someones ass.
"Wow, I heard Tom Sizemore was a salad tosser while he was in jail."
by Turbo of Hali August 24, 2006
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Cucumber Salad

Getting a reach around while having your salad tossed.
She started out tossing my salad, but she totally gave me cucumber salad!
by ZeeLeader July 22, 2011
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