Definitions by ZeeLeader

Window Zaxxon 

The painful buffeting sound made when driving with one of the rear windows partially down.

Paige! Roll the window up I'm getting horrible Window Zaxxon up here.

Window Zaxxon by ZeeLeader July 20, 2012

Douche Shake 

To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.

Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.

Douche Shake by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012

Albuquerque Yogurt 

Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.

When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.

Albuquerque Yogurt by ZeeLeader October 7, 2011

Cucumber Salad 

Getting a reach around while having your salad tossed.

She started out tossing my salad, but she totally gave me cucumber salad!

Cucumber Salad by ZeeLeader July 22, 2011