Rebel Raid

To steal, pillage, pilfer, or plunder poorly guarded items when nobody is looking.

Often done under cover of darkness when such a commodity is absolutely critical to one's cause, or there simply isn't anything better to do.

When I ran out of gas, I thought I was going to have to push my car five miles to the next gas station. Fortunately, I was able to rebel raid a gas can from a nearby shed to save the day.

If you're tired of those fat people skinny dipping in the lake next to your house, just rebel raid all their shit and then we'll see if they come back.

by Jack the Giant Slayer September 11, 2013

tomb raiding

Hooking up with your past conquests.

It's not cheating if you're tomb raiding.

by SashaLBC September 16, 2013

rainbow raider

1: a comic superhero/villain. 2: a euphemism for gay buttsex

"oh my god, did you see that guy? he was such a rainbow raider!"

by Meeker06 November 19, 2013

wrinkle raider

Someone who loves old people.

Brianna is such a wrinkle raider.

by Ol man hands April 8, 2016

bag raider

One who is thought to have been taking small amounts of weed from someone else's weed bag without the others knowledge.

"I think my new roommate may be a bag raider."

by Glidethroughthemaze May 6, 2016

viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE

by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016

catastrophic raid failure

Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.

The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.

Hello,

Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.

Regards,

by Peculiar Musings July 14, 2016