Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.
by Lolbeans12356 August 14, 2022

by 87437 November 17, 2018

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.
Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.
by carshowburger July 13, 2010

by Vicky1234cocopizzapuff November 5, 2021

by BBC British broadcasting cock August 16, 2022

The gayest school in Chicago. A haven for over-priveliged nerds, ignorant of the world outside of the one their mommies will show them. A detriment to society. A school that WILL NOT give their athletes any kind of credit (or a football team), while the entire acadec team gets rimjobs from the adminstration for proving they are the biggest nerds in the country. Fuck the fuck off, NCP, I hope you all fucking choke.
by Big G (you know who I am) November 14, 2004

a fat usually worthless kid who enjoys walks in the park, pack lunches from their home in antarctica, and holding hands with professor gooby, the head of the science adn techonology department.
by jimmy the ancient yodeler November 11, 2004
