human tripod

Pole vaulter-donkey man.

Rob, and he's got technique!

by Gissell "the french b-" July 14, 2004

Human Back Hoe

a slang term for an illegal immigarant that works construction work.

Move out of the way you Human Back Hoe

by jlocc August 9, 2006

human junkyard mechanic

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.

John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.

by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

human suitcase

A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes

Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport

by Jake2z March 1, 2011

Human Panini

The Human Panini is the act of penetrating with a usually long penis (from 1.5-2m) inside of a woman’s vagina, and back out her mouth. During this time, another woman is making out with the First Lady and the penis also enters her mouth and comes back out her vagina. Period blood is also used as ketchup and queef grease as salad. This results in the Human Panini.

Louis did his first Human Panini yesterday with Jia and Astrid!

by HumanPaniniInventor January 19, 2018

Human Black Widow Spider

A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.

"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"

"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"

"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"

"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"

by haterofed March 1, 2010

Human Toothbrush

when a man sticks a bottle of toothpaste in a girl's butthole and squeezes it all into the butthole. Then the girl shits on his penis and he brushes her teeth with it

Gave that slut a Human Toothbrush

by TheRealDealDentist April 25, 2011