Gandhi's flip-flop 

Extremely dry. Lacking any moisture.

The chicken I ate from that Japanese restaurant was drier than Gandhi's flip-flop and made me choke.

Gandhi's flip-flop by Ivanna B. Humpalot April 3, 2015

pickle me grandmother 

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

pickle me grandmother by doc brown October 6, 2007

grandfathered in 

To include a subject in some sort of plan or policy under old rules, terms and/or conditions, usually because new regulations may exclude said subject. After a rule change, new rules and regulations apply to new members (the new rules could in fact say "no new members"), unless the members were "grandfathered in" (e.g. old, existing subjects who became members before the rule change), in which case, the old rules still apply.

Learnthespanish.com began charging a fee of $5.00 per month starting in November of last year. Members who established accounts on their websites before then however, were grandfathered in, which means that they can continue to use their services for free.

grandfathered in by Tatertoot July 27, 2016

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst thing you could say to somebody every time its used the universe gets 1 step closer to imploding.

Carl: Ur mom gay
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*

Ur grandpap a trap by Schmlif March 15, 2018

Grandma Glove 

The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove"

Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.

Kye couldn't get that girl's number so he is going home to make a grandma glove.

Grandma Glove by Sick. Bro. November 9, 2011

Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

the Redneck Grandpa 

The Redneck Grandpa is a character on YouTube. He is a Redneck Grandpa who hates Women Drivers, Traffic Lights, and being filmed.

Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"

Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"

the Redneck Grandpa by LittlebitLoverYT January 3, 2021