dank nasty

A term for weed that hasn't been properly flushed of fertilizers the last one or two weeks of its life. It usual has a very bad taste, and will sometimes cause excessive and uncontrollable vomiting.

Me and my bro's were smoking, but it was some dank nasty shit, and i threw up all over the couch.
- don't smoke dank nasty-

by budwhiser1 February 3, 2013

Dank Artist

1. A person who has become so skilled at smoking Marijuana that they have attained the Rank of "Artist."
2. A person who has purchased so many smoking devices and blunt wraps, that they are equipped to handle any pot-smoking related situation.

Dude, Joe B is a total Dank Artist. He has that crazy credit card pipe and shit.

by Bon Havre September 11, 2013

Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014

dank chi

Having quite a large amount of both martial prowess and swag, resulting in acquiring massive amounts of pussy.

Example: That Bruce Lee's got some dank chi!

by PoonSlayer420BlazeIt69 February 10, 2014

dank pocket

Anus

I shoved that can of monster so far into his dank pocket that I was drinking it out of his mouth.

by wnigwigga November 24, 2014

dank squeeker

Someone who doesn't smoke weed, but has the personality of someone who does. They typically are young, but can be any age. Dank Squeekers have evolved above the human race in all ways.

DS- Dude 420 blaze it
Friend- You don't even smoke weed, quit being a Dank Squeeker.

by Dank Squeeker October 29, 2015

Dank Stank

That stank people who smoke a lot of weed have

I hate hanging out with Fiona she has major Dank Stank

by Analfucker69696969 March 11, 2016