1 definition by Dank Squeeker

Someone who doesn't smoke weed, but has the personality of someone who does. They typically are young, but can be any age. Dank Squeekers have evolved above the human race in all ways.
DS- Dude 420 blaze it
Friend- You don't even smoke weed, quit being a Dank Squeeker.
by Dank Squeeker September 16, 2015
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