beaver chili

When you vomit into a vagina.

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.

by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018

Squeeze Chili

Diahrrea; The Runs

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

by Bigboolin May 17, 2019

carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

Stagg Chili

The can of Chilli in my pantry (it’s kinda good)

Me: Damn, did mom get more Stagg Chili?
Brother: Yup, two cans of it.

by Nathan._. August 5, 2021

Chesterfield Chili Dog

Noun: The act of taking one’s own penis and pulling it up between the cheeks of the ass then farting diarrhea on the it.

Billy: “Hey Brandon, wanna go up to Steve’s for a Chesterfield Chili Dog?”
Brandon: “Sure Billy, that’s sounds divine!”

by Malbojia December 13, 2021

Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.

We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!

by UnholyGuacamole April 24, 2022