E.A.S.

Explosive Ass Syndrome. A condition that usually happens when one is far away from home or a suitable public facility designed for such an explosive event!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!

"Dammit Peggy, every time I eat that dang chili of yours I develop E.A.S., and my ass begins to resemble a cornucopia of propane and propane accessories!"

E.A.S. by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008

Soft As Fuck 

The opposite of Hard as Fuck. Used to describe a person or situation as weak, pussy like or just really not tough.

Bob's not drinking tonight, He's soft as fuck.

"Why didn't you fight that rento cop?"
"Cause he's soft as fuck"

Soft As Fuck by Deppenator January 31, 2009

M*A*S*H* 

The best damn T.V. show in the world! M.A.S.H stands for mobile army surgical hospital. the plot of the show is about doctor hawkeye pierce,doctor john trapper,major hot lips holohan,farett face frank burns,radar o'riley,max klinger,sherman potter and major charles emerson winchester the third. hawkeye and trapper (later Trapper leaves And B.J. honneycutt arives) preforme meat ball surgery in korea in the 1950's. to keep sane they drink homade gin,chase nurses and pull pratical jokes. M*A*S*H ran from 1972-1983 it is one of the most popular shows of all time.

FROM M*A*S*H episode officer of the day.

Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun frank. When i got into this war i had a clear understanding with the pentgon no guns i'll carry your books,ill carry a torch,i'll carry a tune,i'll carry on,i'll carry over,carry forward,cary grant,cash and carry,carry me back to old virginia,i'll even hari-kari if you show me how but i will not carry a gun!!!

So you can see M*A*S*H* is a very pimpish T.V. show.

M*A*S*H* by Biscuit Bega December 30, 2005

U.A.S 

Ukulele acquisition syndrome. The uncontrollable urge to purchase multiple ukuleles over a relatively short period of time.

www.ukuleleunderground.com - visit this site's forum for more in-depth examples

'Oh man, i've spent this month's rent money on a new Kala Tenor... I think we're gonna get evicted'

'You've got severe U.A.S, you need locking up'

U.A.S by ukeshale April 8, 2009

M.A.S.K 

Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand

m-m-m-m - MASK!
It's the mighty power that can save the day!

M.A.S.K by mneah May 27, 2003

H.A.S.

An acronym for Hand, Ass, Slap. Its use is similar to the more traditional ASS stamp. It contains the equally as popular "hand" and "slap". One must really screw up to get the H.A.S. This is a demoralizing and embarassing thing for any person to receive.

B-Rad: I just got elected to that National Youth Leadership Conference...no big deal.

Pope: H.A.S.!

H.A.S. by Captain Fox April 24, 2010

sweet as a dog 

excellent

awesome

do you fancy a beer mate ? yeah that would be sweet as a dog

sweet as a dog by SteveShizzle March 11, 2009