The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
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A named passed down from many generations, he is usually very handsome and loves his family and a hard worker and provider
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That we can safely stay open standing shoulder to shoulder in the slaughterhouse 10 hours/day, Mr. Tyson, may be an alternafact.
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