whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 27, 2005

whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004

whackjob

Crazy

Did you see Patrick Lawler fist that sheep? He's a real whackjob

by pwnzlikeme June 1, 2015

weed whacked

Smoking marijuana to the point where it is not fun/entertaining/pleasant anymore.

Man, I weed whacked myself last night and had a headache until I woke up and popped a Tylenol.

by Anton von Khristoph May 4, 2009

Bush Whacked

When a lazy chick doesn't shave her pussy for a long time and wakes up from hernia or female related surgery and has no snatch hair because it was removed by hospital staff.

(on the phone with her friend) "Damn Bitch, when I came-to from the anesthesia from surgery yesterday, I looked down at my pussy and realized I was bush whacked."

by LoveMeSomeNakedWomen June 12, 2013

whacker

The whitest wigger you've ever seen. It's a combinating wigger and cracker, therefore it is whiter than a wigger butt not quite as white as a cracker. Often used to descirbe albinos that act black.

(Rappin)

I have no pigment,
I need sunscreen,
I am albino,
I am a whacker,
Peace out homies,
east side. what. what.

by LilLeroy July 10, 2005

whack-whack

tylers wee-wee/penis

tyler has a whack-whack

by Gina ann slore tyler November 12, 2004