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whackjob 

Crazy person. Someone who is nuts or not all there. Comes from the term "whacking off" and literally means the product of a successful round of masturbation.
Mariah Carey is a real whackjob
whackjob by Aberfan September 2, 2003
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Whackjob 

Whack meaning to hit, and job, meaning to work. Whackjob is hitting something or someone. Not to be confused with Wackjob, from "Wacky" meaning crazy, loonie or insane, and job meaning 'a real piece of work' (or messed up.)
He's a wackjob with a whackjob. He's a psychiatrist who is crazy and yet gives sane people shock treatments to "cure" them.
Whackjob by Fixitmanarizona July 6, 2019

whackjob 

Did you see Patrick Lawler fist that sheep? He's a real whackjob
whackjob by pwnzlikeme June 1, 2015

Whackjob 

Jennifer is acting like a whackjob throwing dishes across the room.

What kind of whackjob are you?!
Whackjob by Hollywood Hoes April 11, 2023

The guy was just a whackjob 

I’m talking about Stuart Harling. I’m not condoning what he did, just so you know
The guy was just a whackjob

Whack Job 

There are a number of definitions to this phrase, two of the commonest being:
1) Someone whose behaviour does not conform to society’s norms. It can be applied to a broad range of people, from those who are slightly eccentric to others who have completely lost touch with reality and need psychiatric help. The phrase can even be qualified to show the degree to which the person is affected. If the person was only mildly eccentric, they would be described as 'a bit of a whack job', if the behaviour was rather more weird then they might be described as 'a proper whack job'. If the person was seriously insane then they would be 'a total, out-and-out, raving whack job'.
2) A professional killing, also known as a hit. The whack part comes from the victim being killed (whacked), the job from the fact that this is done for payment by a professional (it's his or her job).
1) If you’ve got problems with your car, see Georgie; he’s a bit of a whack job, but he can fix anything.
2) A bloke was found dead in the boat camber, looks like it was a whack job!
Whack Job by AKACroatalin February 15, 2017

whack job 

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job
whack job by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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