Turd Toboggan

The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.

I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!

by Bramar August 28, 2010

Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.

Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.

by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010

turdwiggler

a absolutly horrible person, the gayest of the gay, a faggot, someone who packs fudge, or inserts a penis into another mans anus, "wiggling" the turds

wow what a turdwiggler

by farter54 March 15, 2011

turckle

when you get touched in the balls and it hurts and tickles at the same time.

friend: *touches me with foot in balls*

me: OH MY GOD! IT TURCKLED!

by cowboycharlie September 12, 2012

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.

--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast

by Doctor Science November 28, 2012

Turd Alert

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.

Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!

by fling! December 18, 2011