Definitions by fling!

Turd Alert 

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.

Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!

Turd Alert by fling! December 18, 2011

steambag 

A smug and superior advocate of steampunk culture. Douchebag of a bygone era.

That guy in the bowler hat and handlebar moustache says he can go home with any girl in this bar. What a steambag!

steambag by fling! June 23, 2011