Definitions by fling!
Turd Alert
A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
Turd Alert by fling! December 18, 2011
steambag
That guy in the bowler hat and handlebar moustache says he can go home with any girl in this bar. What a steambag!