thorite

a rare and radioactive nesosilicate of thorium with the chemical formula of (Th,U)SiO4. It is formed when Thor takes a shit.

My geology professor won't admit that thorite comes from an Asgardian's asshole.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

Thorlak

A sex move involving putting one's forearm up their own anus, and shouting "THORLAK" at the top of their lungs.

Oh my God. THORLAK! THORLAK!

by ThorlakEnthusiast September 14, 2020

THORKELS

Thorkels consist of two two bendy straws, with the short ends trimmed to allow for insertion into the nostrils. They enable the user to breathe normally while consuming the genitalia of an obese female subject.

"Karen thicc ass almost smothered that nigga James last night with her fupa, but he was wearing his thorkels so he aiiright."

by BobTNelis September 16, 2020

thorment

A goddess from Colorado with beautiful blonde hair and piercing blue eyes...that will shove a hammer up your ass sideways.

Don’t fuck with Thorment or Dan will kick your ass.

by Aluminum Fist September 27, 2020

Thorhe

An abbreviation for "too high or not high enough"

Your friend pulls up and stops at a green light

You: its green man. You thorhe?
Friend: not high enough. You got weed?

by Foodiewithabooty February 22, 2021

thormentor

Someone who noisily and tempestuously acts a pain-in-da-you-know-what to one or more fellow mortals.

Certain televangelists do lots of roaring around and arrogant raving about how wicked everyone is; I prefer to steer clear of those thormentors when seeking legitimate advice on how to live my life or improve my behavior.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

Thorley

To pass on your duty to a mate instead of doing it yourself

Martin was tired and didn't feel like doing it, so he Thorleyed me!

by Gus123 January 23, 2021