thort

A pussy that has been bored out so long and hard over the years that it more resembles a humid, moist cave than a vagina. This kind of vagina has the interesting property that it will give you both a boner as well as nightmares.

That MILF's thort probably hangs halfway down her thighs.

by Mark Schlouse March 13, 2003

thort

Text-kiddy/crack baby speak for "thought".

I thort my sister was actually my mum.

by Herne the Hunter April 16, 2006

Thort

A girl who is a thot and a whore at the same time

Dude did you see nancy at school tody?
Yeah shes such a thort

A thort? Wtf is that?
A whore and thot at the same time

by No means maybe June 12, 2020

Thort

Thort, he's a Thorty guy, in Space

Space Thorty is a space traveller, and the author of the "Thort Theorem"

by Bill Nyes Rich Cousin February 08, 2017

Thorting

The act of laugh so hard you wheeze or cough during the laugh resulting in you falling or sliding to the ground continuously wheezing which makes you laugh/wheeze more.

Alex, and the boys were playing games and suddenly Alex started thorting when he was trying to tell his joke.

by ThottietooHottie June 06, 2018

Thort

Short and thicc

Damn ma you thort 🥴

by marrix3x January 28, 2020

Thort

World Best Wow Player

If you wanna be the best you want to be like Thort!1!!!!

by Thort December 25, 2012