Rubber Receipt

After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.

"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt

by rmbs2023 March 17, 2008

Rubem

A Rubem is a kind of bunny that lives in strawberry fields. It's known for being very cute and amazingly smart as well as for being very hard to catch. Having a Rubem it's considered as a lucky thing and people even say that it can make you happy forever. Wheter this is true or not, the fact is that a Rubem is a great thing that can make lucky people very happy.

Last december I got a Rubem and I've been happy ever since

by DumbestChipmunk August 26, 2009

rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.

The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.

by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015

Rubble

A building that should be demolished.
Terrible living conditions.

This house needs to be condemned its comparable to living in rubble.

by J_Sickness June 16, 2016

Rubbersatomniopath

(Ruh-bur-suh-toh-m-nee-oh-path)

When you are addicted to having too much to drink at a pub/getting high/being an idiot, and everything feels like rubber. You are rubber, the world is rubber, god is rubber.

Person: Did you know Leah is a Rubbersatomniopath? She was running around last night yelling, "everything is rubber!"

by LatteTheLatte January 31, 2021

Rubric

Basically just a table or matrix. Typically used by Muppets with silly moustaches who run L&D departments that produce nothing of substance

‘This rubric is totally going to make you rethink tables and matrices’

by Urbdicdog May 12, 2021

busted rubber band

The meaning of which your asshole is stretched too far and is beyond repair and is busted!

I went to fart but shit my pants by accident due to my busted rubber band.

by sal45877 July 15, 2014