Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.

I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

Parmentour

1. Someone who travels around every few hours to hand out parmesan cheese to those who need it most.

2. Meeting others who have and share likely the same entertainments and personality

3. A You therapist, where you have to tell them your name, age, height, and what you struggle with, and they will help you work it out.

1.

Person 1: What do you work as?
Person 2: I work as a parmentour around resturants.

2.
Person X: Dude i love playing bowling and reading!
Person Y: Dude same, because im a parmentour!

3.

Person !: I can help you with all your problems.
Person ?: So you are a parmentour?

by Capybaraborgir8083 November 5, 2025

parini

An unscrupulous social climber who manipulates every encounter for personal gain, discards allies once they've served their purpose, and cloaks ambition in charm.

He parinied his way into the Training Manager position

by partyni November 10, 2025

Parking Crater

A parking lot that covers an absurdly large section of a city. Often found outside stadiums, megachurches, and Walmarts. They typically take up more land area than the establishment itself. Parking craters typically have no tree cover, making them unpleasant to walk through, contribute to the urban heat island effect, force urban sprawl, thereby lengthening commute times, and take up valuable space that could be devoted to other businesses.

The center of my hometown used to be such a fun and lively area, but now it’s nothing but a big parking crater.

Coined by Urban Paint Explainer.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

Parking Job

A verb that is the action of jerking someone off while in a car, specifically when it’s parked.

He gave a parking job to me the other day. Now my entire car is white and sticky.

by Dic-tionary November 20, 2025

Parsing Identities

Oooooooooooh! I (The Corporeal One) am parsing the the identities incorrectly.

Hym Iam "Ok, I get it now. It's not that you are not parsing the information correctly, I'm not parsing identities correctly as you're swapping me out. OK. Refine that if you can. Otherwise I'll just try harder to figure it our as go."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

no parking overnight

When a person is considered too frumpish to stay the night, such a sign should be erected.

No parking overnight.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004