PMS

1) Women: Pre-menstral syndrome

2) Men: Pre-maturity syndrome

Both cases can cause extreme irritation to the opposite gender, and are often to blame for disagreements between a male and female.

1) Dude! It must be her time of month, she's got a severe case of PMS!

2) Susan: Just ignore him, Tanya. He's just got a case of male PMS.

Tanya: What's that?

Susan: Pre-maturity Syndrome :D

by zebra_cakes July 7, 2009

pmn

pinch my nose ----->smh

All the Chick-Fil-A is gone!?!?!!

PMN

You crapped in my backpack!?!?
PMN

by jackthereapertimesseventeen November 3, 2010

PMW

Fuckin' Poor Mans Whistler

There's was shit show...and then there was PMW.
...FUCK THAT SPIT IN HER ASS!!!

PMW...Fuckin Poor Mans Whister!!!...Fuckin Poor Mans Whistler!!!

by the fozz January 20, 2009

P.M.S.

An Abbreviation for Potted Meat Sandwitch

Alex: Hey Kelton want a bite of my P.M.S.
Kelton: wtf are you talking about choad?!
Alex: No my Potted Meat Sandwitch.
Kelton: Yeah i'll try a bite

by ill jake August 16, 2007

PMS

1 the very tense/pissy/ureasonable
attitude a girl gets either before
and/or during her period

2 an excuse for guys to ask a girl if
theyve really pissed her off

hab:*yells at josh for being a bitch*

josh:hannah r u PMSing???

by Homie BC December 16, 2003

pml

short for: Poop My Life
sort of a clean version of fml

I'm so sad High School Musical is ending...pml.

by Mr. Dodo Bird June 2, 2009

PMT

Post Meal Tiredness - often experienced after a heavy pub lunch.

Man, I got some serious PMT.

by TomHD February 5, 2007