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curtains on the nines

Curtains - Vag, Puss lips = awesome
On the nines - Stoner lingo regarding the best weed
So its pretty much the best of the best.
Introduced on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show 08/22/08
Man that bitch has the curtains on the nines pussy!
by Rallyeo October 16, 2008
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Miner Sixty-Niner

The unsung heroes who mined what is about 50% of the world's silver and gold in mines near Lake Tahoe, Utah throughout all of 1869. All their names are held on a plaque in a museum in D.C.
My Great Great Great Great Grandfather was one of the many great and mighty Miner Sixty-Niners.
by MinerS1xtyN1n3r December 5, 2018
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Niner Douche

An atypical 49ers fan who tries to make himself/herself feel better by dissing other teams. They have extreme difficulty accepting reality, and often mistake past trophies for present-day success. They tend to fall back on general over-indulgence to compensate for their teams’ overall lack of awesomeness.

Niner Douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a cockiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…At best.
Look at that drunk bastard in the Frank Gore jersey hitting on that ugly chick…He is a total Niner Douche.
by TD-Gal September 22, 2009
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forty-niner

A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.
Don't expect him to be rational. He's a forty-niner at best.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 19, 2010
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ninety-seven

Ninety-seven (97) is a number that comes before ninety-eight (98). It is used to tell when there are 97 of something.
There are 97 nuclear bombs going off in our town!
by Jigglyman July 4, 2003
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ninetofive

A person who, with large sunglasses on, appears to be attractive, but loses their appeal without the sunglasses.
Dean: That girl looks so fine!

Joe: Yeah.. but with those huge sunglasses she is a possible ninetofive.
by Libay September 30, 2011
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ninety-six

After Sixty-nine, you roll over, and shit in each other's hair.
fuck dude, I ninety-six'ed her, and she came back for more!
by mushroom blue August 8, 2003
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