Definitions by Jigglyman

ninety-seven 

Ninety-seven (97) is a number that comes before ninety-eight (98). It is used to tell when there are 97 of something.

There are 97 nuclear bombs going off in our town!

ninety-seven by Jigglyman July 4, 2003

Marzipan 

Homestar's girlfriend, a seriously deformed character that's sweet, kind, nd an annoying bi- I mean, tree-hugger. She rocks. Yep.

Making Out With Marzipan!
The Cheat... the cheat...

Marzipan by Jigglyman January 13, 2003

Homestar Runner 

The first and only media character on the net that it fun, crazy, awesome-voiced, and virtually a drug. A GOOD drug, mind you.

Oh, just visit homestarrunner.com!

There are many-a-word that are very strange. One being: banana. Banana had three a's, two n's, and one b. Where's HOMESTAR RUNNER the originality? I mean, it could've been called: "Weird Crescent Shaped Fruit o' Doom." Or maybe: "A Fruit that is so shi- oh shoot, time's up.

Homestar Runner by Jigglyman January 13, 2003