new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

Duchess of New York

You know who she is #NYC

She is known for being the duchess of new york

by NCDOT March 8, 2023

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Noah D'castellano - 2022 New York Fashion Week September

New York Fashion Week is an event held annually in New York City, USA, attended by celebrities among other important people in the world of fashion, music, film, and sport, it is known that you can be invited through a brand, or by the organizer of the event.

Noah D'castellano, is an Italian-American actor-model, entrepreneur, polyglot and fashionista. He began his career as an actor and model at the age of 12, his apprenticeship is based in countries such as USA, Colombia, Italy, Honduras and Mexico,

He became known in the modeling industry after participating in New York Fashion Week on September 9, 2022, being this his most outstanding success, so far, and has attended this event in three consecutive years, 2022-2023 and the most recent 2024.

OHH, WOWW, Noah D'castellano was invited to “New York Fashion Week 2022”, Now having his own movie called Noah D'castellano - 2022 New York Fashion Week September

by Peter Marvin Alexander September 20, 2024

Pushupaginchya new york

Wordplay on "push up against ya new york" this describes any extremely crowded subway 🚇 in the new york subway system. On such a subway a guy or a woman 👠 could cop an anonymous feel and not be blamed for it.

I always take the a train uptown every day around 5 in the evening
Pushupaginchya new york is what it is

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

New York Pie

A twist on the traditional cream pie and New York version of holding the woman’s vagina well ejaculating so that it looks just like a replica of a New York style pizza or calzone with Alfredo sauce

I was with Sally last night in New York and I cream pied like I knew she’d like it so I turned her to the side and I ate it like a New York Pie.

by DeezNUTTSh June 24, 2022