She has the fattest ass you’ll ever see.
She gives the best head and makes ppl come in their pants. And she is always right and her boyfriend is always wrong.
She gives the best head and makes ppl come in their pants. And she is always right and her boyfriend is always wrong.
Maria ? I wish I was her.
by Sexymexy222 November 23, 2021
Maria is an intense bitch, she's bigfoot and a lesbian. She's funny and kind when she wants to be, but she's also nasty. She loves tangerines and wearing grandpa's shirt and hats in winter.
That girl looks like Maria (intense lesbian).
She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)
She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)
by brocoli66 November 22, 2021
MARIA
She is a wattpad addict with standards higher than mount Everest and significant daddy issues. Her idea of love is Louis Patridge, harry potter boys except harry potter himself, Peter Pan, and of course THE RIDDLES. If you fall a Maria watch out. YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS HER. Her parents have such a romantic love that her expectations are impossible to meet in real life. However, if you do get a Maria, NEVER LET HER GO. She’s smart, but like book smart and the prettiest girl you will ever meet. Also, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SUGAR BABY, Maria is the one!
She is a wattpad addict with standards higher than mount Everest and significant daddy issues. Her idea of love is Louis Patridge, harry potter boys except harry potter himself, Peter Pan, and of course THE RIDDLES. If you fall a Maria watch out. YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS HER. Her parents have such a romantic love that her expectations are impossible to meet in real life. However, if you do get a Maria, NEVER LET HER GO. She’s smart, but like book smart and the prettiest girl you will ever meet. Also, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SUGAR BABY, Maria is the one!
Clara: Omg Maria is so pretty if you want to impress her you really need to go big!
Karageorgiou: I know I need your help to think of how to get her attention!
Karageorgiou: I know I need your help to think of how to get her attention!
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