Gooner injury

An type of person who got hit in the head by an anime figurine and their personality is that they jack off to anime girls and gooner games

My friend had an Gooner injury

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 31, 2025

Gooner

A person who does the act of gooning.

The gooner gooned himself in the bathroom.

by Naderjuice January 3, 2026

Gooner

Someone who masturbates with the goal to cum a lot

That person is such a gooner

by papadanky January 9, 2026

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible

by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010

gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014