Floor gang

Floor gang members have a microscopic pp and they are known to be the cringiest people on the planet

John is so annoying he must be a floor gang member

by Papa baljeet June 15, 2020

Half a Yam on the Floor

A relative of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word. Two Yams in a Bag is a second cousin twice removed from Chow Yun Fat. Two Fat Yams is his brother.

Kung Fu Nerd 1: Hey, did you see that new Chow Yun Fat movie Bulletproof Monk?
Kung Fu Nerd 2: No, man, but I caught Half a Yam on the Floor's new movie, Puddingproof Noodle.

by Weeeeeezek September 19, 2003

Floor-Meeting

When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.

B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted

or

Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 9, 2007

Floorin

Another way to say "knock her down" "fucking her" Cuz a floor is laid down & thats whats going to be goin on with her too. Laying it down ;)

Yo girl tempin me so I guess ill be goin, ill be at her crib ina hour & then ima be floorin! - Fabo! daReal

by Slicc C July 20, 2011

Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Ground floor movement

The ground floor movement seeks to start from scratch and remake society.
People in the movement believe that society is corrupt to the core. They seek to overthrow the governments of the world, and evacuate all the cities and move the people to collective farms in the country in order to bring an end to the present society. The people who ran the former society would be reeducated. And only all the worlds knowledge would be saved from the old society and used to build a new civilization and to avoid the mistakes of the old one. The new society would be socialist. There also would be no drug laws, and no age of consent laws or they would be set at 12.And all other laws would be abolished except those that are really necessary like laws against murder ect.

Support the ground floor movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 1, 2011

Hardwood Floor

A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.

Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.

by Hawks.Fan.12 May 27, 2019