Crench

To have an intense Slurpee craving.

To crave a Slurpee.

"Oh man, i'm crenching so hard right now."

by IReDanKuLouS January 11, 2010

crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023

Cunch

A popular abbreviation for the word country.

Hey, What cunch are you from?

In my home cunch we do a certain action.

by HarrisonS August 29, 2010

crunchy

when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about

ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch

by resa7496 November 22, 2015

chunch

Pussy, Vagina, Twat, Box, Cunt

I want some chunch!

by ck September 9, 2003

crunchy

Feeling stupid; Crunch

Don't you feel Crunchy,
or
Crunch when someone does something stupid

by Taylor August 22, 2003

Crunchy sexual

A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.

Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man

by vonchris7 September 7, 2012