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ballergeiss

A jersey-wearin', raspberry-carryin' douchebag.
"Look at that guy. He's such a tool! I bet he's a ballergeiss."
ballergeiss by ksnider2 January 27, 2008
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baller nation 

An adjective that expresses supreme flyocity. for more info, see fuck yo couch
Hey, cracka, these Sun Chips look real fly next to the Root Beer. Baller nation!
baller nation by CRuff June 24, 2008

Ballerinbro 

A male Ballerina who doesn't like being called a Ballerina due to it's inherent female connotation. Known as a Danseur in French. Known as a Ballerino elsewhere in Urban Dictionary.
(Observing the dance floor)

Dave: Boy, Bubby is really laying down some serious moves out there.
Jay: Yo, that boy is freestylin' full out!
Becky: If he would throw in a pirouette or two he could be one bad-ass Ballerinbro!
Ballerinbro by Your Eminence January 2, 2014

old baller 

A woman, usually in her early to mid 30s, who marries a man at least 10 years older who already has children in their teens. She then forces him to give her a new baby to piss off the existing children, make him forget about his first wife and make the new mom the queen bee of the family.
Mary was still in middle school when her new husband started his first job out of college. Now they have a 2-year-old baby and of course the old baller hates his two kids.
old baller by Randall Johnstone February 17, 2009

Shit Flake Ballet 

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.
It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa
Shit Flake Ballet by Höegardener October 18, 2010

Cold-Caller Baller 

A relatively successful debt collector that makes over $50,000/year and thinks he's the shit because he's managed to enter the lower-middle class in such a low skill occupation.
"Bruce wears tailored suits everyday, even on casual Friday. He thinks he's some kind of Cold-Caller Baller."